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bookersdewitt:

bookersdewitt:

i accidentally typed biosock instead of bioshock and

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someone unfollowed me because of this post

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virguin:

If you were my homework I’d do you.

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englland:

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

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  • me after every conversation:shit they'll never wanna talk to me again
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hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

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stability:

when you want to have a conversation with someone but theres nothing to talk about 

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  • AnonymousHi there. Have you heard bout the skeleton war, because I have, I felt it in my bones. Though, now that I am a skeleton, I'm afraid I might not have the guts to go and fight. This isn't a very humerus situation though, I really hope I'm not tickling anyone's funny bone here. Though, I'm sure I'm boring you. Today I met is skeleton who didn't even look at the commercial with those really sad puppies and stuff, they truly had no heart. Anyways, having ribs tonight, bye!
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    happy Halloween to you too

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florizer:

florizer:

what is older, the moon or the sun?

the moon, because it goes out at night

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dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

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how to identify “boy” clothes and “girl” clothes

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patrocluschironides:

are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.

are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.

are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.

did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.

Or in the words of Eddie Izzard.. 

This is nice

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